FLESHEE FRIENDS
EPISODE 1 –“Fass Food”
CAST
CATHY (big tits)
MARK (floppy head)
KEVIN (head in his own ass)
BRANDON (blown up)
*SUMMARY: 1 MIN CARTOON
*KEVIN comes into the movie with his hands full of fast food. His girlfriend CATHY has put him on a diet when she comes around KEVIN panics and shoves the fast food up his ass. When CATHY leaves KEVIN tries to pull out the food but is unable. He then goes to find his friends MARK and BRANDON who adventure inside of his ass to find the food. They find his food shoved deep into a pile of crap. When they pull the food out of the impacted shit, his butt turns into that cave from the opening in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, they then have to scramble to get out before they are buried alive. They narrowly escape intact. We, the audience, learns that the power of friendship is stronger than anything in the world as the three buddies share a poo-stained meal.*
SCENE ONE
(Camera pans over KEVIN who is happily holding a sack of food and soda from NOM NOM BURGERS)
KEVIN
“I can’t wait for this greasy goodness!”
(KEVIN’S girlfriend CATHY is approaching)
CATHY
“Kevin! Do I smell fatty, fat junk food!?”
(KEVIN panics and shoves the food up his ass)
KEVIN
“No baby! You’re smelling things.”
CATHY
“You promised you’d stop eating that… it goes right to your thighs!”
(SHOT of KEVIN’S giant over-sized legs)
CATHY
“I’ll see your sexy ass later!”
(she licks his face and walks away)
KEVIN
“Later.”
SCENE TWO
(KEVIN strains to reach his food )
KEVIN
“Where is it?”
(KEVIN begins to panic as he cannot reach it.)
KEVIN
“Oh, God! I’m jammed up!”
(KEVIN sees his friends BRANDON and MARK)
KEVIN
“Fellas! I need your ASS-ISTANCE!”
MARK
“Whad up?”
BRANDON
“You’re super deep, bro.”
KEVIN
“Cathy came by and I had to stuff this delicious food up my ass because I’m on a diet.”
MARK
“What do you want us to do about it?”
KEVIN
“Could both of you guys go up and get it?”
BRANDON
“Dude, I have not been in any asses for like a long time.”
KEVIN
(Looking like a total puss)
“Please! I’ll give you some.”
BRANDON/ MARK
“DEAL!”
SCENE THREE
(BRANDON and MARK climb into KEVIN’s ass and venture inside with a flashlight to find his food jammed up in a big pile of crap)
BRANDON
“Dude, that shit is impacted.”
MARK
“Well, pull it out you dummy!”
(BRANDON yanks out the food from the shit. The entire butt begins to collapse.)
(EXTERIOR SHOT: KEVIN blasting a powerful stream of shit from his butt. BRANDON and MARK are shot out and land some feets away.)
BRANDON(covered in shit)
“Here’s the food, dude!”
(KEVIN grabs the food)
KEVIN
“Thank Christ!”
(KEVIN shoves the food into his mouth)
(The three of them sit down to a shit covered picnic)
KEVIN
“You guys are the best friends a little piggy like me could ask for!”
(The three hug.)
END
2 comments:
God DAMN, I can't wait to see this.
This will be intersting. I think this needs to be longer than a mint other wise It may be too long I think other wise Very intrested to see how it turns out.
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